Surely the best Twitter rant of all-time courtesy of Calvin Harris

1. Youtube have now removed the ORIGINAL mix and video of Ready For The Weekend, due to a 'copyright claim'.

2. IT'S MY FUCKING SONG YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDSabout 4 hours ago from web

3. There are videos up there that other people have uploaded of the same song, and they haven't been removed!? But mine does!about 4 hours ago from web

4. It's the fucking BPI. FUCK YOU 'The BPI' what have you ever done for anybody you useless shower of cuntsabout 4 hours ago from web

5. The BPI are the worst organisation to ever walk the earth and their setup is shambolic and their online employees are all massive retardsabout 4 hours ago from web

6. I'm going to drive my car into the big window in the BPI's offices on my way to the studio this morningabout 4 hours ago from web

7. I'm going to hire a 4x4 for the day so i make more of an impact, and hopefully reach the online monkeys at the back of the officeabout 4 hours ago from web

8. Then i'm going to jump out the sunroof and get busy with a frying pan. OR WOKabout 4 hours ago from web

And finally:
9. Ok I got a bit caught up in the heat of the moment. Sorry to employees of the BPI who aren't massive retards. But please put my video back about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

What with JAM TV and now this, Calvin seems to be in overdrive to compensate for the tedium of his music...